Patrick has the coolest hat ever. Look: pretty cool, right?
Aaa, tres sophistique, mon Chappie.
But wait: it gets better. Press a secret button concealed in the brim, and the chapeau comes to life!
A hitherto-invisible illuminated skull appears within the hat. Spooky music plays, and an eerie Bela-Lugosi-style voice cackles and says "Don't be frightened."
Could there be a better hat?